Nas & Damian Marley on the way. Dr Dre gets shafted half-way

Woooo! BLAAAAAOW! Two months in the bunker but now we're back. Ten men arrived and threatened us, so we had to advance in a different direction for a while, but we ain't scared anymore (as a matter of fact, we're NEVER scared, haha). Time to bubble up and bounce right back.
The Frankest: Yo The Flyest, you think they ready for this one?
The Flyest: C'mon son, you know they ain't ready... but let's do it anyway, ANNOUNCE IT!

"DISTANT RELATIVES" SHOW
Nas and Damian Marley are taking it to new heights this wednesday, july 7. They're gonna perform at a Stockholm AMUSEMENT PARK called Gröna Lund, the same place Bob Marley drew massive crowds to back in the day (70's, 80's). You know we'll be there.


Go cop 'em tickets cause it's on.

DR DRE DETOX PROJECT SHUT DOWN
And oh yeah, to all you Dr Dre bigots out there... Sad day, yo.
The long anticipated Detox album was abruptly cancelled today, as the TR136 team got in the studio this morning and officially gave him the boot. Dre was working on new tracks (album supposedly half-way done) and was devastated to be informed we were putting him on the streets again, but that that disco bullshit he snuck out on the web recently was unacceptable. What the fuck was he thinking going off like that on his own? Anyway it's unfortunate, especially after all we had brought to the project ourselves (put the distribution deal on the table, wrote him a couple hardcore verses, spoiled him with state of the art equipment, etc), but he fucked it up son. Now we just gotta figure out what to do with all this material, all the unfinished tracks from the Detox vaults, the big interview we hadn't published yet and all that... We had it all man... Rappers take note, keep it hardcore at all times if you're down with us!


No Detox for you

DJ Premier makes album with Nas. Tearful Gangstarr break-up due to porn addiction. Prodigy takes over hollywood!

What Premier should do and why.

1. Make that album... You know what we're talkin about, we're talkin about Nas & Premier (featuring AZ if he wants). Why? Because we're not sure hip hop will last another year with that joe budden bullshit everywhere. Remember a few years back when that Souljah Boy disease spread like wildfire? Damn yo... We personally know people still affected by it. And now you see joe budden and his wack blogs, wack music, GETTING PUNCHED AROUND IN THE CLUB LIKE A BITCH (sup raekwon). So in this day and age we need a Nas & Premier album to bring back the real.
2. Make up with Guru for a Gangstarr reunion. Ok, *sigh* Let's put the truth out there... DJ Premier has a well known porn addiction, and it led to the end of Gangstarr as we know it. Word is Primo got out of hand with Guru's bitch one late night in the studio while Guru was passed out, and eye witnesses report seeing the king of monotone fleeing in tears. The rapper has been an emotional wreck ever since, refusing to discuss his old group, lying to himself and others that his new "super"producer is the best. But for 2010 we demand that Guru gets over it and "gets his shit together" so that Gangstarr can go back to making classic albums.
Am I right Primo? "Yeah."
Note: If Premier is to work with Nas we can't let that shit happen again with Nas' significant other (Kelis). Nas has had enough of that already and it should be about the music.

What P (Prodigy) should do when he gets out.

1. Save Havoc's career. Dude can't even stand up by himself, like someone pointed out earlier this man fell on his ass in the mall when someone bumped into him by accident. YO HAV, how you gonna be a gangster laying on the floor? When P gets out you cling onto him and don't fucking let go.
2. Make a power move to re-establish his position in the game. The best way is to take out some of these weaker rappers. Potential targets: fat joe, joe budden, saigon and tru life ("th-the tru life incident?!" SUP WITH THAT, HAVOC?). We know P personally and we can see him bunching up all these weak ass rappers in the desert and pistol-whipping them for fun.
3. Get into movies. Take over Hollywood, get some big roles and make that money... P starring as himself in Indiana Jones, The Godfather, Die Hard, new age movies or cowboy movies, they'd be instant blockbusters, ya feel me? He could play himself in any multi billion dollar production, whatever fucking genre, and it would be a hit. If this needs money we're ready to pitch in to make it happen. Youknowwhaimean? *sniffs* sup P we see you, word word.

NEXT WEEK'S TOPICS: Detox, where is it? Who would win a fight, Joe Budden vs Vanilla Ice? NAS speaks out on today's hip hop. The detailed story: CHINGY GOT ROBBED IN A MALL