Introducing Soulkast. French MONSTER

The Real 136 presents...

It's one of those powerful stories man... We caught a peep on this dude (nh) last year in the park, he was doing crazy hand gestures rapping jibberish to us, we couldn't understand what the fuck he was saying but the shit was hardcore! His name was SOULKAST and we said damn, even the name's ill. Turned out dude was french (nh) and we signed dude right there and been working on a project ever since. To make sure we get a hit we even booked a certain legendary producer we know... Haha yeah, we called Premo on the speaker phone and told him we got a FRENCH rapper who's crazy. Premo wasn't listening at first though.
We said "He's hardcore, you gotta hook him up."
Premo said "I don't know."
We said "He knows about the Tape Kingz tape."
Premo said "HE KNOWS ABOUT THE TAPE KINGZ TAPE?"
We said "Yeeeaah man, he knows."
Premo said "Aight, man. I'll do the record."


Soulkast practicing in front of Premo

Sure enough the track came out KNOCKIN', some rapid fire yelling that you won't believe. It's gonna be called "Première Salve" and it's real hardcore... Only problem is that NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE'S SAYING, but using the infamous Vox technology P already showed you we might get a solution to this real soon... And in the meantime, peep the Soulkast promo. GET READY FOR IT.

Straight outta QB, a Blaq summer

So we've been getting A LOT of questions about the recent lack of posts, and well, to our longtime readers, you know, to the fam, just peep this: STOP YAPPIN *laughs* Nah, but we’re still here.

This summer we've been out promoting at... Damn, they're gonna flip out, haha, yeah you know the place, one of the largest most notorious projects in the world: QUEENSBRIDGE. Finally, haha. Had to do it man... At the end of Ain’t Nuttin Changed Blaq Poet mentions ”A Real goon comin' soon to your hood” so y'all better have known already, but anyway it was on from there. We hit the ground running, combining with QB legend Blaq Po, the Screwball fam/ Year Round affiliates, Premier of course, and some of the local hustlers and gangsters and hoodrats coming to see us in person. A lot of fun, standing on corners rapping, snatchin a couple chains, bucking at the punk police, throwin money and yellin from roof tops, all of that. Just living the good QB life.



Shouts to the whole crew out there, especially Poet man, that's just a thorough motherfucker, damn. The Ain't Nuttin Changed remix came out incredible too, tell Preem to release it asap...
The Frankest: "The game is over! Blaq Po and DJ Premier and The Real 136 AKA "Slap your favorite blogger!" We will SLAP THE SHIT out of you motherfuckers, anyone who front on the squad, y'all KNOW WHAT IT IS, 2010 shit you old punk motherfuckers, now get the fuck outta here! Oh oh and oh yeah, for promotional use only!"
*laughs* And that's just the outro man...

Finally, meet Blaq Po:

One of the illest MC's to ever bless QB, been holding it down for 20+ years in the game. Took on a whole borough by himself once, that's automatic respect right there, and he keeps it a hundred, one of the best who ever done it, they wanna give him the crown and he don't even WANT it.
A select few might have heard about his most recent album Tha Blaqprint, produced by none other than DJ Premier. That's right, you heard it from us, the legendary DJ Premier teamed up with Po to make one of the best and most needed rap albums in the game last year. It's straight GUTTER, raw lyrics accompanied by some groundbreaking beats. Listening to the album is like getting hit by a fucking bus, as Blaq Po pointed out earlier.
Cop it on-site!

DJ Premier makes album with Nas. Tearful Gangstarr break-up due to porn addiction. Prodigy takes over hollywood!

What Premier should do and why.

1. Make that album... You know what we're talkin about, we're talkin about Nas & Premier (featuring AZ if he wants). Why? Because we're not sure hip hop will last another year with that joe budden bullshit everywhere. Remember a few years back when that Souljah Boy disease spread like wildfire? Damn yo... We personally know people still affected by it. And now you see joe budden and his wack blogs, wack music, GETTING PUNCHED AROUND IN THE CLUB LIKE A BITCH (sup raekwon). So in this day and age we need a Nas & Premier album to bring back the real.
2. Make up with Guru for a Gangstarr reunion. Ok, *sigh* Let's put the truth out there... DJ Premier has a well known porn addiction, and it led to the end of Gangstarr as we know it. Word is Primo got out of hand with Guru's bitch one late night in the studio while Guru was passed out, and eye witnesses report seeing the king of monotone fleeing in tears. The rapper has been an emotional wreck ever since, refusing to discuss his old group, lying to himself and others that his new "super"producer is the best. But for 2010 we demand that Guru gets over it and "gets his shit together" so that Gangstarr can go back to making classic albums.
Am I right Primo? "Yeah."
Note: If Premier is to work with Nas we can't let that shit happen again with Nas' significant other (Kelis). Nas has had enough of that already and it should be about the music.

What P (Prodigy) should do when he gets out.

1. Save Havoc's career. Dude can't even stand up by himself, like someone pointed out earlier this man fell on his ass in the mall when someone bumped into him by accident. YO HAV, how you gonna be a gangster laying on the floor? When P gets out you cling onto him and don't fucking let go.
2. Make a power move to re-establish his position in the game. The best way is to take out some of these weaker rappers. Potential targets: fat joe, joe budden, saigon and tru life ("th-the tru life incident?!" SUP WITH THAT, HAVOC?). We know P personally and we can see him bunching up all these weak ass rappers in the desert and pistol-whipping them for fun.
3. Get into movies. Take over Hollywood, get some big roles and make that money... P starring as himself in Indiana Jones, The Godfather, Die Hard, new age movies or cowboy movies, they'd be instant blockbusters, ya feel me? He could play himself in any multi billion dollar production, whatever fucking genre, and it would be a hit. If this needs money we're ready to pitch in to make it happen. Youknowwhaimean? *sniffs* sup P we see you, word word.

NEXT WEEK'S TOPICS: Detox, where is it? Who would win a fight, Joe Budden vs Vanilla Ice? NAS speaks out on today's hip hop. The detailed story: CHINGY GOT ROBBED IN A MALL